JON HAMM'S JOHN HAM

But afterwards Felt Pelt would probably make a song about his guilt.

Also Dave Attell was pretty good as the store manager.

I went to special ed because I was forced to, but I stayed for the ladies!

@prowler: I don't disagree that Matt Damon was seriously underwritten, but you have to recognize that he did the best he could with the role.

(1) You made the mistake of applying logic to Entourage.

Yea that girl Kit Kat she got the good puddy-cat

First of all, fuck Lala. I have to sign up to hear a damn song? What the fuck is this, the Gulag?

Re: tipping 18 — it makes sense to do so if it's lunch, since 20% is a dinner tip.

I overlooked that plot point when Larry said, "Good luck to you, good luck to your network."

I think I prefer Julia. Cheryl's makeup job in the last Seinfeld set dream sequence looked awful.

I have to second any Tool song, but FUCK YEAH MASTODON BITCHES.

I gotta second Rain; Norm had the best smirk. Dennis Miller was just a d-bag.

There once was a man from New York
Who played the stern dad of a dork
Repeated the dreck
And cashed a big check
And ate his career with a fork

Let's not forget when Greg Giraldo pointed out these Lil Jon gems:

Feist, Ghostface Killah, and Third Eye Blind doing your mom while I film it and my buddies take notes.

I like Peter Sarsgaard, but that dude hasn't been in any movie I'd say is great. (I haven't seen Shattered Glass or his new one.) Someone needs to get him on the phone with the Coen brothers.

camipco: Thanks for putting the spoiler after you spoiled the movie, you dick.

District 9 has a LOCK on a nomination into the technical awards. And the only situation I could see is if it were Benjamin Buttoned by WTWTA.

Who's Rhianna, grandpa?