Dopium isn't great. I might even go so far as to call it "bad." However, you could probably get it on amiestreet for a song.

Also they're probably going to be happy about the edited version also being available.

The only thing better would be if GZA and RZA announced they invented a time machine and recorded an album in 17th century China.

@Manwich: On the third hand, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

I hate to nitpick because I think you're right, ElDan, but Jason Sudeikis does Blagojevich.

ElDan: I think some of the plot turns were a little contrived (like Loretta not picking up on why Larry was so excited about the doctor, and them happening to run into the doctor's car), but I think those were just machinations to get them off the show. And to keep Leon on.

I would venture to guess that they used the word "xacto knife" because it sounds funnier than "boxcutter," but they used a boxcutter prop because it reads better on television.

I was fucking ecstatic when they "found" a way to keep him around.

Because of "Homer Bad Man" I sleep under a shower curtain so it gives me sexual powers.

Here's the dilemma: Rosamund Pike is hot as shit. Remember her in Die Another Day? She makes me wish I had two dicks.

Having seen "Encounters at the End of the World," I heard his urgent, matter-of-fact German accent in my head while reading the description.

@PancakeLad: You made the mistake applying logic to network television casting. Does that answer your question?

Actually, I built my own computer and have "Excellent" karma on Slashdot, so the geek culture stuff on BBT annoyed me too.

A better question is, what foods will their phones be made to look like?

@JBMD: Xena Warrior Princess is freely available on DVD.

Also, fuck you TV: I fucking hate the theme music. It makes me want to rip my ears off. It sounds like a shitty SNL parody of 80s theme music.

I watched 2/3rds of the first season. I stopped watching because they didn't know how to use the female character. I thought the show would have her teach the nerds how to not be so geeky, but instead she just strung along one nerd and bitched at the others.

May you always have access to the magical midichlorians which will later disappointingly be revealed to be the cause of your power.

There are two 2009 films on IMDb called "Old Dogs." I assume you are making fun of the already-released independent one starring Basil Hoffman?

CMJ, or "let a thousand hipsters bloom. And subsequently not shower."