I'm not sure that "her plots as a whole frequently make no sense" is entirely true. When has the plot ever been unclear?

Just be happy today's AV Talk has girl-on-girl action.

I would like to see an Alan Moore Simpsons that exposes the grim duality of a family when it is yellow.

I can't believe no one has mentioned Family Guy over Eastbound and Down. What is this, 2001?

Ok, now that I actually clicked through to the YouTube page, I see that Amelie just picked the worst one. So I have to turn my contempt on AG. The other ones are passable, but not odious.

This ad would work if it didn't take 30 seconds. If it were 5 seconds — or it panned across six different things — it might actually be amusing.

@teh dude: Doing a child molester joke is fair game during a stand-up set, where the performer is expected to be a normal person, and he is joking about being abnormal.

Seriously though, Todd Phillips is a d-bag. The jokes in his movie are a lot flatter and frattier than in any Apatow production.

I saw fat Dracula.

@bascule — They already made a remake of Police Academy. It's called The Wire.

Yeah, I gotta jump on JD's side too. That dude rocks. You can't watch lost and not like him.

Oh great, the movie's only casting that'll give me more than enough time to disa

I hear in the director's cut of "Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties," the two kitties are vaginas.

Calling Robert McNamara a celebrity is a bit of a stretch.

Daniel Tosh is a very good comedian. He looks like he just got off the douche bus but his act is sort of like an unstructured Dave Attell. Occasionally Dave will make a joke that sounds like Tosh wrote it.

Yeah, I hope they play a lot of Ace of Base.

gentle herpes' job is to sit around all day and wait until everyone else's guard is down; then, when no one expects it, takes everyone down a peg.

I heard Saddam Hussein auditioned for this show, until someone handed him the dictionary.

Don't read this if you haven't seen Oldboy.

Wait, so what are power bottoms then? Does speed have anything to do with it?