I hope the remake of "Let The Right One In" stars Zach Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.

I've actually discovered a lot of old music from YouTube. I grew up in the 90s so I never really listened to Slayer and Pantera and shit until I saw their mind-bleeding videos on The Tube. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

We haven't been fucked like this since grade school.

Adam Shankman would have Vin Diesel play Stringer Bell.

Tim Burton retelling a beloved story with a fantastical, borderline creepy bent? This man is what Cahiers du cinema would reverently call an auteur.

Going after yoga for being "spiritual" is about as rigorous as going after incense for being "spiritual." Even if it _does_ have semi-religious roots, people it do it primarily for aesthetic reasons, not for religious ones.

Fun fact: when Dr. Dre calls someone a "loced-ass OG," he's comparing them to an Olive Garden.

Canada: the Arctic Circle's Mexico.

Pretentious college freshman will still worship this movie.

ROLL HER UP IN THE CARPET BRAAA

I think it MIGHT be plausible with a shaved John Goodman as the Judge, just because of his sheer size and the oddness of him in the role. Goodman was pretty imposing in O Brother.

I like his wine whatever flavor it happens to be like.

Because of the way the article title was laid out in the sidebar, I read the title as "Sarah Palin Assuring Letterman Gets A Lot of Lotion."

AHAVA as in AHAVA good story for you.

This story has been bouncing around all week.

My favorite ep of WW was when Josh Liman said he would help raise his network executive girlfriend's baby, even though it wasn't his and she had had four abortions already.

"jon and kate pus blah" is on the money.

Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!

@S. Jerusalem: They played with that a lot even on Late Night. For a while they did a monologue, then a break, then a desk bit; then they cut the break; then they went back. And they sometimes threw another bit after the first guest. It switches up all the time.

I'm not homophobic, all right? Come round, look at my CDs. You'll see Queen, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys. They're all bummers.