Ryan does not own any Tesla stock, or any other automotive stock. You are forbidden to do so if you work here. We also never covered the parking lot thing because it’s not a story.

Oh yeah, I’ll get right on it. A manual turbocharged 4cyl would really sell....

Exactly 10 years after the Lexus ISF had a base price of just under $60k and made 416hp.  

Everyone in the office agrees, as they think my takes tend to be terrible.

Yes I should clarify. I am in KS, purchasing a car in Atlanta. Brand dealership is ~6 minutes down the road.

Some do

Honestly, I kind of wish I had a smaller truck. I really don’t need that much capacity and size, and something smaller and lighter might be more fun for everyday stuff.

None of that guys explanation made sense. Especially when you realize they just threw money at Jokic and Will Barton. 

The whole “manual transmission as theft deterrent” joke is so very, very tired. And frustrating that some people actually believe it.

I prefer the term “high functioning sociopath” thank you very much.

This is such a Bad Idea.  Why someone would take a limited edition Demon, meant for the drag strip, and do...this...to it.  Ugh this is why I can sometimes support what Ford, Ferrari, etc does with their limited edition buyer approval lists.  

There is no 986 cayman, only boxsters. The 987 cayman shares a lot of interior bits with the 997 911.

987 Caymans are RAAAAAD. 

It’s weather in swedish.

Holy shit.

No mystery here.

“My Favourite Game by The Cardigans 

I mean it’s being compared to other fast food...so presumably, people are comparing it to, y’know, other fast food.

That is a horrifying way to live.

Yeah, I agree that the whole premise is kind of dumb. Oh well. I would recommend that they do what I did (I am also a college student going to a school in Ohio that is pretty far from home) and buy the best shitbox they can on craigslist. $1400 for the car, $300 for six months of insurance.