I like the implication of the refutation: “The ‘like’ also implies that I would enjoy being traded to the Twins, which is something no rational person would, so...”

Theory: Baseball is a regional sport because there’s too much damn baseball. The season is 162 games long and each game is 3 hours long, mostly during the spring and summer when people do things. That’s over 20 days of baseball. I can sort of follow one team. ONE. So I’m not going to be watching a Padres/Brewers…

Good. He’s funny, and the controversy was ridiculous.

Hopefully really well. Like, not-woken-up-by-multiple-gunshots well.

Even that line wasn’t improvised by Downey—the article they link to says that it was thought up by one of the film’s editors, Jeff Ford, and then included in re-shoots.

I dislike him for the same reason I dislike Beto O’Rourke. He’s just some dude with no qualifications, no notable successes, and no big policy idea, just like, I’m young white and goodlooking for a politician, I could be president, right?

Del Monte. Enjoy the peas old man... they will be your last.

HE NEEDS TO GET RID OF THOSE SIDEBURNS!

So who fucking cares? It was a comparatively small number of bees.

GOB is on board.

That’s what they use for their sting operations.

I jokes to my wife that the fact he came with his own chair was one of the key reasons in picking him. 

It’s not just that it didn’t put him on the throne. It had little, if any, effect on the plot at all. Would anything have been different in this version if Jon was really the bastard son of Ned Stark? A little less angst between him and Dany, and that’s it. It would really surprise me if GRRM intends for his true…

Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

Also very familiar with your wife.

“Hey, y’know what’ll make Prince Ali really fucking pop? Dropping the tempo by 20 BPM.”

Passengers are considered part of the strike? I thought “crossing the line” meant workers that decided to work despite their colleagues striking.

I’m late to these reviews but the lack of copy editing is terrible! His name is Jules-Pierre Mao. And in the last one, it’s Errinwright. This is extremely basic stuff here.