I like the implication of the refutation: “The ‘like’ also implies that I would enjoy being traded to the Twins, which is something no rational person would, so...”

Theory: Baseball is a regional sport because there’s too much damn baseball. The season is 162 games long and each game is 3 hours long, mostly during the spring and summer when people do things. That’s over 20 days of baseball. I can sort of follow one team. ONE. So I’m not going to be watching a Padres/Brewers…

Good. He’s funny, and the controversy was ridiculous.

Hopefully really well. Like, not-woken-up-by-multiple-gunshots well.

Frankly, it REALLY amuses me how fastidiously they’re avoiding actually showing us the lions talking or singing for more than a second or so. It’s gonna look so bad. Even the brief clips we’ve had look so bad.

Even that line wasn’t improvised by Downey—the article they link to says that it was thought up by one of the film’s editors, Jeff Ford, and then included in re-shoots.

I dislike him for the same reason I dislike Beto O’Rourke. He’s just some dude with no qualifications, no notable successes, and no big policy idea, just like, I’m young white and goodlooking for a politician, I could be president, right?

Del Monte. Enjoy the peas old man... they will be your last.

I dunno. I think it’s pretty clear there are two universes though they have similarities.

Continuity is a little overrated.

The best film in the series, Logan, entirely ignores continuity and is better for it. It tells a great story within its own parameters.

HE NEEDS TO GET RID OF THOSE SIDEBURNS!

So who fucking cares? It was a comparatively small number of bees.

GOB is on board.

That’s what they use for their sting operations.

For Alcor, the case was the first time EULOA was used to “reduce the potential ischemic damage that can result from a prolonged dying process

The full honeycomb jackass brothel joke:

I jokes to my wife that the fact he came with his own chair was one of the key reasons in picking him. 

I’m late to these reviews but the lack of copy editing is terrible! His name is Jules-Pierre Mao. And in the last one, it’s Errinwright. This is extremely basic stuff here.