So there's a black AND a girl stormtrooper? YOU'RE KILLING MY CHILDHOOD!

Thanos really isn't helping himself either — he gave Loki the scepter containing the Mind Gem to get the Cosmic Cube containing Whichever Gem, and ended up losing out on both.

I was mostly confused as to whether his creation/insanity was *intentional*, like the plan was for Stark to steal/integrate their AI with his own, or just an accident. I was thinking the former, but wasn't sure.

Avengers
I really liked this, probably as much as the first one. Rather than spending time trying to get everyone together, this one just gets down to Avengers bein' Avenging. There was a lot of stuff going on, but it never felt overstuffed in the manner of, say, Spidey 3. The plot felt pretty cohesive, with…

Huh, I had no idea Hunnam was in CoM.

That's what the guy at the store said too — he didn't like the Spencer very much, and recommended this as a preferred Trappist. Ah well.

Westmalle Trappist Dubbel, which I now realize would not be the same as the Spencer Trappist Ale I had before. I thought I liked Dubbels, but this was way too dark and heavy.

I poured out half a 750ml bottle of fairly expensive Trappist Ale because it was really not good, and especially disappointing cuz the other Trappist I had was excellent.

The job contains Potassium Benzoate.

I think your iPod Shuffle is broken.

Explain how!

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Sounds like only the best birthday EVER!

Sounds like a good shortcut to fulfilling the promise in "Hey Mama" that he's going back to school for a degree.

I liked to imagine that all through the years as Lego licensed others' works for their toys, they also threw in a bit about how "we also get to use it in movies at no additional cost". And the copyright owners just laughed and thought "hah, right, Lego's gonna make a movie, whatever!"

Jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to fully cook an Eggo.

[runs in panting, out of breath]

Agreed. I've always liked Rachel, but I've never thought Erica Tazel is very good. She has a very Stilted. Way. Of. Over. Articulating. Everything.

Read this as "chimp" which made a fun mental image.

I swear your avatar actually got bigger somehow.