Ohh there's always a canal!

"Since it doesn't have much use without classified documents to carry around, we've redesigned it so it mostly just makes toast."

Senor Spielbergo

Same. I look forward to warm after-work runs again, in hopes that building up the mileage will help. Soon, soon…

Yeah I read a few of his books in middle-school (and still have a short-story collection on my shelf half-read) and really want to revisit them.

Please, he's not Christian and wasn't even born here. The Republicans would never support him.

I think I complained about this here before, but I've now gained over 10 lbs since the end of October for no perceptible reason — same diet, same workout regimen. In fact, my running seems to be getting better. I guess the most logical explanation is my metabolism finally slowing down as I pass 30, but it's still…

I got a growler of Spencer Trappist Ale, a beer made by Trappist monks, from the first abbey outside Europe certified to brew it. It was excellent.

This is so confusing.

Having just watched The Guest, I'm disappointed that I can't start picturing those upvotes coming from a creepily supportive Dan Stevens.

It's been a couple months, but I had no memory of how that whole Green plotline resolved. I do remember, though, thinking that Bates was gonna threaten/murder that witness against Anna, so that's how this endless storyline will probably continue next season.

I'm not a fair use expert, but I don't think not profiting is even relevant. (i.e. You can still get sued/jailed for sharing American Sniper on Bittorrent without making money.) But I'm pretty sure parodies are allowed to make money, and I'm pretty sure this qualifies as a parody.

One of my favorite Simpsons quotes. RIP, you Little Rascal you.

C'mon, hijacking a pop-culture website to discuss inane and irrelevant things is for us commenters! If you start doing it in the articles, what's left for us?

h/t to the Indiana Office of Tourism and Development for the new way of spelling Chris's pronunciation of "LITCH-early".

Haha, ohhh, I get it! I get jokes!

I hope you Stopped. Pooping.

Heh, yeah and especially compared to Hulk and Hulk's arm, which don't really look right.

Those examples do sound more interesting, but it feels a little hollow to design a level that can only be defeated with a tool-assisted run, then doing just that.

Yeah I don't get it — are you really just going through it one video frame at a time? Seems to defeat the whole purpose.