Blue Captain, Red Spidey
Stickin' together with web, the web of love
The sticky stuff

That's also kinda what they did with Thor 1. It wasn't really an origin story, but they still did a good job of integrating the backstory into a standalone plot. Heck, look at Burton's original Batman. Toss in a couple key flashbacks at some key moments and that's all you really need.

I'm more concerned with the Sony influence than optimistic for the Marvel influence. They've made, what, 1.5 good Spider-Man movies? I'm guessing they won't have much say in his involvement with Civil War or whatever, but that they get final creative control over a solo Spidey movie in the MCU is kind of troublesome.

Here's hoping Marvel is smart enough to soft-reboot this and not do a whole origin-story movie again. I like the idea of taking a cue from the Spider-Man 2 and Incredible Hulk opening credits: make one of the Avengers 2 tags a quick comic-panel version of the origin story, setting him up for Cap 3.

Pretty disappointed Ed Helms and USPIS wasn't part of the scenario to be honest.

It isn't location that can't be determined, but who had the phone.

Even the part where AT&T explicitly says "incoming calls can't be used to determine location" isn't credible?

Except that those cell records were used in a completely bogus manner. Lots of good posts on that, but see this one in particular: http://viewfromll2.com/2015…

Fifty Shades Freed, Part 1: Fifty Shades a Slave

I ignore business and insurance recruiters for only an hour a day at home with this one weird trick!

My coworker in the next cube has been incessantly bothering me with things that I have nothing to do with. Half the time it's technical stuff not even in my field which I have to take educated guesses at to get him off my back. The other half it's stuff where he doesn't understand what my boss wants, so instead of…

Upside is you don't have to wait for someone else to fix something.

Just… burn it all down.

A child molester and a boy are walking through the woods towards a cabin during a dark and stormy night. Lightning flashes, and the boy says to the man, "I'm scared!", to which the man responds, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back through here alone!"

"Oh, sorry, no, I was actually trying to get a crumb off my screen."

Oh so I finished The Martian over the weekend, which I loved. I really liked all the delving into the detailed science.

Ew, no.

Stalk shucker?

[Katy Perry rides in on the The More You Know star]

There are literally zero super hero movies in theaters right now.