*A cavalcade of ladies faint dead away*

He wanks in the shadows; he weeps in the night, he is The Fassassassin.

The Assassin's Creed:

Yet.

I enjoy the series quite a bit for what it is, but man, Desmond Miles was one of the most boring game protagonists out there and that is really saying something.

Said haircut is actually sort of on the outs now and reached its arguable peak a few years ago but it'll no doubt be around for quite a while given that a bunch of big names have adopted it somewhat recently.

Game over man, game over!

I can understand where you're coming from but musicians rushing out after the gig seems pretty standard and understandable to me once they reach a certain threshold of popularity, it can be an ego thing but ultimately they are there to play and can't really be expected to engage everyone one-on-one.

Yeah, I consider the first Back to the Future a stone-cold classic but I've never really had any particular affinity for the sequels. I don't think they're bad movies or anything, but they just always felt pretty superfluous to me.

*Hears the word shrubbery*
*Recites Monty Python routine*
*Becomes that guy*

This weekend I watched the highly enjoyable McConnaissance vehicle Mud as well as a slew of television and the usual games.

Yeah I really see/hear this a lot. Many others have chimed in at this point and I'm too lazy/it's too late to rehash all my thoughts on the the matter but I feel like the sex-positivity movement sometimes creates a very defensive sort of 'circle the wagons' mentality that ends up stifling necessary internal criticism.

Get hologram Kubrick up in here.

Particularly given that the final product ended up being a lazily smashed together crash-grab, it always bums me out that we've all been denied the opportunity to make Duke Nukem Forever jokes anymore.

Getting splashed by water and tickled by fake rats under your seat is the purest form of cinema.

Yeah I've really liked her in the role in all of the movies. My only qualm with her in The Avenger's is that her accent in the Russian language portions was bad, but I've studied that stuff for years and mine's not exactly amazing so that's some understandable slack you've got to allow her.

That was a vacation in tights.

"It's not like he's Kapitän Deutschland or wearing black, red, and gold in their version."

If there was ever a language fit for wordy titles, it's got to be German. I want my Hollywood blockbusters to sound like 19th century philosophical treatises dammit!

DRONES BAD. FISTS GOOD.