"Appropriately named Area Man @avclub-e2e5a2b50da03a9ddf60898ebb20ebf4:disqus found dead with dong in computer.

Is there any other kind?

We don't always sit down and watch anything at once necessarily, but in the Comrade household it's a guarantee all of the following movies will be played on rotation around Christmas time at some time or another, those being: It's a Wonderful Life, the George C. Scott Christmas Carol, A Christmas Story and Little…

Yeah I worked at a call-center doing surveys in college and it was a real grind of a job.

I think the only solution here is to tape a tray to the top and have it going around the room with canned drinks like R2D2 in Return of the Jedi.

Happy birthday!

Belarus fine country. Lukashenko real macho man. Not like that softie Obamovich.

1. Express enjoyment of your discussion 2. Propose meeting up on the weekend or weeknight with a general idea 3: Discuss when she/you are open (be specific) 4. Profit???

EVERYBODY PANIC

1913 is the best year, nothing bad ever happened after that.

Sexy Yetis?

It'll do pig, it'll do.

It's going to take all 12 of us a long time, but here we go….

Should have gone with the Darabont draft.

Yeah, at our school they announced over the loudspeaker that a plane had hit the WTC, but didn't do so for the second plane and classes went on as usual for the rest of the day. I assumed as well it was a small aircraft though all manner of rumors floated about and some students went home early without much…

Conspiracy Theorist trading cards never did quite have the market pull of Pokemon.

It's never worth engaging with this stuff because it's so moronic on so many levels, but what I never get is why all this superfluous nonsense with missiles or holograms or whatever? Let's say for argument's sake that it was a conspiracy, why not just actually fly a plane into the building? Would this not be…

Based on the behavior of many old people in movie theaters, I'd say crowds have actually become infinitely more polite about self-policing their noise levels over time rather than the opposite.

Although the genre will continue to be very profitable for a long while yet, I think with The Dark Knight and The Avengers we've already hit and subsequently passed the peak of superhero movies when it comes to cultural exposure.

'Splosions