“I took the liberty of ironing your homework!”

The other day these two young women in skintight clothes and full makeup were getting tacos in front of us. They assumed I couldn’t speak the language and started saying they would *die* if they looked like me. I felt so bad. Not for myself —my life kicks ass— but for them.

Yep. We don't like her so we sent her your way. However, we are still waiting with baited breath for England to send Nick Cave back. Damn it.

The more you comment the more I like you.

Thank you. Just thank you.

Exactly, I am dreading the day my daughter wants to start dating. I was “dating” guys in their 20’s when I was a teenager. It was because it was obvious I had low self esteem and was an easy target. The age of consent in California is 18, which Kylie isn’t yet and her sister just admitted that she has been fucking…

Ricky Ricardo was a character played by actor Desi Arnaz

Labeling any behavior as “slutty” is the definition of slut-shaming. Whether you’re describing your own behavior, and especially if you’re describing someone else’s. Not sure why that is hard to understand.

She’s an Olympic gold medalist and was on the Wheaties box forever, this isn’t her “15 minutes”

No boob surgery, but ass surgery. Maybe some facial stuff, too. Ok.

“I am not one to slut-shame, I have done slutty behavior myself.”

Watching the clip with Kanye I found myself wondering, “Do I... do I love Kanye? I think maybe I love him.”

I don’t know why they keep engaging in this kind of bullshit. Oh wait, yes I do, white entitlement, white supremacy, and white privilege. She is trash.

Kimberly,

So do we go back in time to stop him? If he doesn’t go to college then he wouldn’t have been wealthy and we don’t have to hear about them anymore and maybe Kanye wouldn’t have tried to sing Bohemian Rhapsody. Someone get the TARDIS!

I wouldn’t call myself “Armenian”...but I would say that I’m Armenian.

The Kardashian’s wouldn’t be rich if Robert Kardashian Sr. never went to college, so yes, a college degree is important if you want to make money.

Ok — sooooo. I get that Kim has made a big impression on Kylie beyond the normal “looking up to big sister” shizz (not her fault, at a young and impressionable age Kylie’s parents decided to make the whole family reality show satellites around Kim). But here’s what’s awkward:

It’s crazy how she wears a completely different skin tone now