probably some asshole thought he would be a fun pet but then when it got too hard to take care of them they just put em outside. poor thing.

Poor thing. They say it had duct tape on its snout, so I don’t have any doubts some idiot was trying to keep it as a pet. Probably just abandoned it when it got big enough to be hard to handle. Gators are not pets!

First thought:

Ban food selfies instead. #nobodycaresaboutyourfuckingfood

Mariah... There is none above her. Her shade is like a non-Newtonian fluid which flows so smoothly but is solid to the touch. Amazing. Even the subsequent photo holds a perceived exchange:

Mariah learned from Queen Aretha how it’s done. Sorry Miss Patti.

I love Mariah Carey’s expression in that photo. It’s like ‘can you believe this bitch has not got the message yet?’

Shade Court needs a theme song. Something memorable like the L&O ka-chung.

I have two bengals, and I have them because they previous owner did exactly that. Then they get a dog and oops, we have soooo many pets!

My current neighbors are the same way. Years ago my husband and I noticed a white (obviously domestic) rabbit running around their front yard. We knew their teenage daughter had a rabbit, so we knocked on the front door to let them know. The mother answered and told us, “Oh, we let her go. My daughter didn’t want it…

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

I want Carl Weathers to start his own lifestyle website. I would love to see what he would do with ramen, shoe leather and a bone.

That is a BEAUTIFUL cat. My god. It’s perfect.

As soon as I started reading the bit about her having a ‘leopard print moment’ with handbags and tights my very first thought was......oh my god, did she skin Charli and make him into a bag?

I AM FROM WISCONSIN.

The point is, she is perfectly happy with Miller, and she likes the price, which is probably half or better to those.

To be fair I have the tolerance of a newborn baby. So, yeah I can get drunk on ANYTHING.

Bud Light will never break up with you or shame you about your beverage choices. I loves me some BL. I support you.

Yeaaaaah, I don’t disagree. I basically went through a period where I almost always ordered budlight at bars. Because it was a) cheap and there were often specials and b)I knew how many would get me drunk and I could pace myself well and c) I liked the taste. Come at me.