Having worked in a deli, all pastramis I dealt with (turkey, beef, pork) come in a giant meat amalgam loaf and there’s no telling by looking at it just what is in it. Just like all the ultra processed meats, like bologna and shit “cooked ham”. Instead of asking for the gigantic, disgusting meat loaf wrapper, I bet…

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It drives me insane that her fans call her haters “slut-shamers.” Like, KIM IS THE SLUT-SHAMER FOR NOT OWNING HER SHIT. HELLO?

YOU GET IT

Those rumors are UNCONFIRMED!

#getitpaula

Was it Keats or Yeats that K.Fed was referencing in these lines?

I sooooo read that in Hartnett’s voice, though. Completely fits how he comes across on screen. Damn.

I watched the Jenner special because HE WAS A CISHETMALE IDOL and THIS IS MAJOR NEWS IN SPITE OF WHATEVER HE’S BEEN DOING SINCE HE WON GOLD MEDALS!

Things like this are why I don’t like Mindy Kaling.

Shirley Temple, a child actor, lied about her age throughout her entire film career. Which was over before she was 30. (Really, 32.)

He’s been quietly accused of getting on too-young girls before, and I believe he has actually been charged with plying female minors with alcohol at shows. Some think he’s been grooming Kylie for years, like pedophiles supposedly often do with their targets. Also, they frequently photograph themselves vacationing in…

This is like when the Kardashians tried to slutshame Amber Rose, who took off her clothes at a young age for her family to escape poverty... while the Kardashians elect to do it, primarily, for attention.... and certainly NEVER out of financial need at any point. People get SO MAD when I point out how anti-woman and…

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LINDY WEST ARE YOU GHOSTWRITING THIS

People not in our generation didn’t get so fucked by expensive, unnecessary things their parents pressured them to do. Like college.

The only thing it says to me is that if I lose weight, I’ll have to settle for a boyfriend or girlfriend who can’t write coherently in English.

The writers don’t seem to reread anything. It’s all one-offs.

Anyone got advice for a 280 lb person who just lost 60 lbs, who has a diagnosed anorexic mother-in-law? Constantly looking at and commenting on my food. Constantly suggesting diets to me (I’m like, yes, I’m still fat, but I am in a maintenance phase, then I will go back to what I know is working AND HEALTHY and…

I am the large daughter of a “naturally thin” (read: anorexic and bulimic) mother.