THIS IS MY MOTHER-IN-SIN (since we won’t be getting married)... to a t.

My aunt burned all my hair off with Ogilve two days before second grade pictures.

well paired with kim kierkegaardashian.

that’s my problem with it.

Kris doesn’t want people to think she’s the kind of mom who would consent, that’s why Kylie slid that little detail in there.

wish i could star this 40 times over. <3 <3 <3

when people who had the privilege of growing up without a shitheel abusive parent and a shitheel abusive sister (both of which have been diagnosed with multiple personality disorders that make them completely physically, emotionally, and verbally abusive, self-serving, manipulative, and conscience-free) like to try to…

Hey, I’m not a joiner. I hate fad diets and I think the reasoning behind Paleo is bullshit.

She looks BLAZED.

I wish it were more golden and less mustard. It would work better with her gorgeous skin.

MIA could rock this. Me? ...... hmmmmmmmm

Can we design “Frankly Florida Woman” as a concept fashion line together? We can start with Barbie sized mockups.... I am in love with that phrase now.

Missouri is a place of extremes, and non-religious non-conservatives who refuse to move away need all the help they can get. So I say, you go, Satanists! You troll the fuck out of those hatemongering idiots and their make-believe crap that they think entitles them to say what I can and cannot do with my body.

Well, it is a bad picture.

THIS PICTURE IS UNCANNY VALLEY LEVEL CREEPTASTIC

I think it’s fine and see no problem with it because the Kardashians also shouldn’t be famous.

BEST USE OF “#BLESSED” EVER!

Here’s a hilarious crash course if you have 15 minutes.

I can’t make up my mind about Whitney. I want to like her. She is occasionally really funny when she turns up on @Midnight, but I thought both her standup and her sitcom were full of tired sexist tropes and reeeeaaalllly awwwwwwwful.

Do mega rocks on rings look incredibly stupid to anyone else? If you want the same aesthetic effect, just go get a ring pop at dollar tree!