This can only be John Boehner: most likely transphobic and definitely jealous of a show called "Orange is the New Black".

"Dear Penthouse,

Bennie's lying. He's an MRA virgin.

ummmmm, you know, i'd haveta get back to you on that .

I'll have sex with her on her period if she wants it, but missionary is really the only option. I'm sorry, seeing blood on my dick makes me lose my hard-on.

No one is saying they do not have a right to say this. But just because you CAN do something, does not make it EXTREMELY STUPID.

This.

But are you allowed to scalp tickets?

This is what happened to the Autoblow1.

Why would they need to pair up? If you're really a genius, wouldn't you be able to figure out who the other geniuses on Match are?

You are incorrect about that last part.

Listen, we are talking Delaware here. DELAWARE. Delaware needs all the help it can get in the drama department.

Probably.

Putting this gross old lady on my screen instantly killed my boner forever.

"Can you both be old and a former pageant winner?" - Matt Lauer

A cockbox?

And here is my take as a man to men who claim misandry....

Let me put it this way: if you are the kind of "ally" that holds the view that it's your duty to help prevent harassment and assault only if women ask nicely enough and try very hard not to hurt your feels, then fuck you. You're not an ally. You never were.

This mostly just boils down to "change is scary". If the majority of men as a group had to actually acknowledge that women face adversity because of their gender, that would mean that they would have to change their ways of thinking. They wouldn't be able to bond by sharing jokes about women drivers, or 'fake nerd…