Please, oh wise one, show us the way.

Um, that 17-year-old boy was bleeding because of injuries sustained by her. Look, I'm a dude, and a former Marine, and there's no way I'm gonna throw down with Hope Solo.

Welcome to the internet.

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Well, I guess they got MY attention.

Are you trying to get some kind of prize for generalization? Or do you have some kind of personal beef with the writer?

It's like everybody wants an opportunity to give a "Jonah Hill apology." Don't they know that it's never as good as the first time?

Part of me thinks they let this happen just to add to the drama (and ratings) of a televised event, but that's the tin-foil-hat-wearing nut inside of me. Regardless, I think the fact that she won proves that the rules need to be changed.

Thanks for answering my question about whether or not this is healthy. It actually dispelled a myth for me! Chalk it up to me not understanding the human body.

Not to mention the fact that it seems like the rules were pretty clear. I'm not sure what she was expecting, or how she even got that far in the competition without anyone saying anything.

I had the same reaction.

I'm gonna get as hipster as possible here and say "That Star Wars ride at Disney World used to be way better." It used to be you were just gonna take a tour of the galaxy with an inept droid pilot that ends up coming out of hyperspace into the middle of the Death Star battle from Episode IV. You fight Star…

It was stupid then, and it's stupid now.