Give the warning for like 30 seconds and a crawl, but Jesus Fucking Tap Dancing Christ, 6 fucking minutes? No one even cares about this shit anyway, everyone checks the weather on their phones and even if they’re not checking, you get an alert for shit like this on your phone anyway. No one gives any fucks about what…

I can’t tell if Luke Maye with his beard looks more like Mac from Always Sunny, or like Mick from Teen Wolf, if he didn’t shave for a day. Go Dragons?

Haven’t heard a Russian guy that excited since Trump won the election

I wouldn’t normally complain about video game posts because whatever but both of those clips were objectively boring. Of the pseudo-sport highlights that are video game clips Hearthstone is the equivalent of poker on ESPN.

What?

Shouldn’t Puerto Rico be part of the American team? I know they’re not a state, they’re whatever an unincorporated territory is, but we have three things we call territories and they’re still Canada.

Scoff if you will, but Fremulon Insurance has been 3.25% more efficient since bringing him on-board (and goodbye to dead weight like that Ken Tremendous slacker). Call him a killjoy if you must, but you will rue the day you crossed him.

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

Greeny might be a bitch and all that, but bagging on his spiritchild might be the most appropriate action here. Sorry youngster, but your team was working on borrowed time. Your “team” should not have been there in the first place. The flick that is your best player did more to ensure the loss than the blown call did.…

Too funny! Raymio, comments like yours are why I keep coming back to Deadspin. Never change, buddy. Never change.

Even he couldn’t brace himself for Gonzaga making it through to the sweet 16.

Real shame you guys don’t cover this game much, but then we get an article for a glitch. Stephen has mentioned in the past the reason, which is a good one, that since Owen left, no one on staff really plays it. So that makes total sense but I’d still like to see it covered. It’s consistently a really amazing game and…

Agreed. No grown man should be dabbing. At least not in public.

Frakes.

You just quoted my wife the night she decided it was time to start a family.

clearly you’ve never been to Rome

this isn’t a spelling bee bub it’s a bar scuffle. you will be the first to fall I see it in your eyes

Look. In a frackes anything goes. The gloves and the shorts come off and you throw hands at anybody and everybody. Put him down; smack him. I don’t care who’s frackesing with whom. So let’s see what you got big guy. Save the words for the funerals.

Never heard of him

Did you just invent this person?