lebron would eat them alive. you are misremembering the time salley, laimbeer, and thomas had that infinite makeout sesh at midcourt leading sports writers to dub them ‘the bad boys’

Playin’ soft Jazz like Kenny G.

In Florida, everything taking a nap startles easily.

I was really hoping this was a story about Tiger Woods drowning Tim Tebow.

Is that guy Australian? That’s a very Aussie move.

Interesting take, but then smaller market teams wouldn’t have a chance. They barely have a chance now, but it would be even worse without the draft.

+1 cold envelope

Thanks for the hot take mr cowherd

Pretty shitty scene you got there.

S-E-C! S-E-C!

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Serious question: Why do they combine the scores of two matches instead of having a best-of-three series (in which case PSG and Barca would be tied at a game apiece)?

Imagine getting excited over a blowout. I envy soccer fans in a way.

It still blows my mind that there are states you can’t buy beer and wine in a grocery store.

Nothing better than a frantic scramble during an overtime playoff hockey game where a slap shot gets behind the goalie only to hear “Ping” followed by Doc Emrick losing his mind screaming “...AND IT HIT THE POST!!!”

(Doc is a national treasure and the only reason I can’t mute Regis during NBCSN broadcasts)

PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE

Counterpoint: Clerks 2 fucking sucks.

Yeah, the ping of the post is the best hockey sound. Especially because it either means “fucking hell” or “thank christ”.

Literally no one reads this.

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!