Hey, if a rapper can’t wear a female steampunk cosplay outfit, then I will just give up on life.

Words words words, excuses excuses excuses. 17. 4. 43

2pac would be proud. Maybe not about that outfit, but definitely about IDGAF

17. For. 43.

What’s up with the Derek Zoolander attire?

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Lol society failed a gifted, popular athlete with an extremely bright future and a massive multi million dollar contract? Yeah, he drew a really bad hand. If only there was something society could have done for him. More adulation, more opportunities! None of this was his fault. /s

Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Look at this fucking hoopster.

Cool it with the compelling content, Compete! You’re making Deadspin look bad!

I don’t want to be rude, but please, PLEASE stop cross-posting these to deadspin. Please.

Finally a fucking video game post on Deadspin. I was getting worried that I might have to keep reading about baseball, basketball, football and other shit on a sports blog. Whew!

This never happened.

People who say shit like this are basically the equivalent of antivaxers, but somehow even dumber.

Doctor said he’d have been sawed in half. Bullshit. The doctor knew nothing of the accident except what had been told to him/her. Anything that doctor said was purly speculative and holds no water.

This is pretty stupid.

Not that it matters if you don’t have your seatbelt on, but the first thing I thought was “Why is his sister driving a 20 year old Toyota?”

Nobody knows what the fuck a “jersey wall” is