Before anyone starts with all of this “It’s because he’s black” crap, let me point out that Wayne Gretzky, despite all his amazing accomplishments, is also not in the Football Hall of Fame.

Specially, T.O. was always killing my team in crazy/amazing ways. None of those players you mentioned do that. But I guess I don’t really miss that aspect of his career.

Best sign-off since Helen Keller debated Marlee Matlin.

“that wears great, that you wear at night with a pair of jeans, but also that performs for them.”

I’m moving all my money from green energy futures to Big Dog Apparel.

Then you are not as liberal as they come. You’re not that liberal at all, actually.

Yes, that’s about as liberal as they come. And that’s the kind of thing that makes the left really not too fond of liberals. Kindly and promptly fuck all of the way off.

#AllFlightsMatter

Sage Steele is a piece of shit. She posts her hot takes all time on social media.

I use to play for an indoor soccer team called the Crackers, and our logo was a picture of Michael Bolton... You can’t offend white people with names, and thats the problem.

The problem is that images “insulting to white people” don’t REALLY exist in the same way, perhaps apart from white subgroups that invariably take them away from the “main stream” in some way—”white trash,” Jewish people, Mormons, hicks, etc.

It’s hard to offend white people with names or caricatures. No one is offended by the “Fightin’ Irish”. Fans would probably love shirts that said “Las Vegas Honkeys” or “Los Angeles Crackers”.

Literally no white person would care.

Las Vegas Gods?

Pretty sure that’s MXC you’re thinking of.

And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

They don’t want to go to the White House anyway.

But who is fighting Marchman?

Making the all star team means you have more value as a free agent.