I’d be with you for some of that, but by the time you get to White, GA or Cartersville, you’re in banjo territory.

My bad, I’m so used to just thinking this city is a shithole that I assume that everyone else does too.

I used to live in Greensburg, PA.... I know exactly how far the drive is.

What’s the issue with Atlanta?

This is the used car capital of the world. You see teenagers driving AMG Mercs because you can get them for $10k for some models, 986 boxsters are <8k for medium mileage examples.

If you said you don’t want to go to Atlanta, then I understand. I don’t want to be here.

Edit: This guy is up…

Narrator: They did not, in fact, have a plan for this.

The more I think about this the more it bothers me....

Also, this guy probably is trying to sell now to ride the Might Car Mods wave.

I think there’s something odd going on.

The Craigslist ad says that he added most of the miles bringing it home from Illinois.... but the “last” seller lists it in Texas.

The Craigslist ad also says that he’s owned it 5 years (it could be read slightly different but I think its saying he owned it 5 years) while those…

You are going to get a tax credit next year for $1200... which means you WOULD get $1200 then, but instead they are going to give it to you now....

So when you file next year, it will do this...
+1200 tax credit
-1200 tax credit advance
Refund = $0

This assumes you make less than the cutoffs. Its designed to solve the…

I mean, you’re not wrong.....

If you are going to buy cheap junk, might as well buy inexpensive cheap junk.

You wanna save money or not?!

You seem very angry for someone who basically just said I was correct.

Not for 2020, but you can get the “I have faith in you and your own self-esteem” trim.

How good are you at Tetris?

Pfft... they can get 3x fresh-faced Berkeley Grads for 1x Fancy Kristen or 0.7 Patrick.

“Left”.... that’s a new term for Ritual Human Sacrifice I’ve never heard before.

Both seem like really good choices.

Gonna go with.
C: Drive both and buy the one that speaks to you.

Not sure, but the trans won’t shift out of park until you press the brake pedal with your white New Balance’s.

I’m sad by how prescient this comment is.

On the base model... I’m calling <8 months before cars are selling at MSRP. ~24 months before you can get them for $3-5k off sticker. (or 10 months after the Z06/Grandsport get released)

Can I have some of whatever you’ve been taking?

No, because the C8's will never get driven “on a track” according to the Craigslist ad in 12 years when you try to sell them for $5,000 more than you paid for them because you cleaned them with diapers and never drove them in the rain, plus you “took really, really, really good care of them”....

Just remember, you…