I mean, that’s the real option....

If its better than Taxis, then use it.... if not, use Taxis. If Uber gets too shitty, then someone will one up them (if its able to do so) and thus Uber becomes the second-string service.

I am slightly amused every single time I see people complain about something they use constantly…

I’d charge you more to be in the company of my super awesome furbaby.

Can I pet the dog?

That Crocodile? It’s my Self-Defense Lizard.

I wonder if Uber is going to try and change to a “They’re not employees, they’re Franchise Owners” tact in the near future.

I like your optimism.....

(Technically 50.01% is a “majority”)

This.... You know to know what the worst thing about Uber is?

hint.... Its not Uber.... its the riders. People are awful. I’d rather just drive the dogs alone around.

Give. Him. Treats. Now.

As the owner of an LS7 powered car.... sometimes you only get one.

I did the same thing with my student loans....

An LS7 sings right before it goes boom-clatter-clatter from that dropped valve.


-LS7 Owner.

No problem, I got you fam!

This is correct.

And is correct, especially when made with some spaghetti sauce and turkey burger.

What MikaelVroom said.... You make “noodles” out of vegetables like Zucchini (also Carrots, potatoes, etc) using a special shredding device.

Put some sauce and whatnot on it, and it was pretty damned good. ALOT less carbs than pasta. Not the same taste/texture, but I could grow to love it.

I doubted as well, but figured “truth will out” without any help from me.... also hedged my bets to keep from looking like a giant tool just in case you were legit.

Got better things to do than walk around thinking the worst of people (gotta remind myself of that sometimes).

It’s cool that you use the cars to…

My wife used the term “Zoodle” at me the other day like I knew what the hell it was.

I put a Lambo badge on a Chevy Spark.....

“What’s more vulnerable than a peach?”

You are never going to get a brand new RWD sports car, built by BMW, with 400hp for $40k.....

Not when Ford had trouble building a 350hp hatchback and priced it above $40k. (The RS2 trim)

I am jealous of your collection and admire your restraint in this response...