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I’m not going to pretend like I want to be struck by a golf-club...

You’ll never believe the article that comes next!!!

I’m not gonna lie....

If I am a Federal Agent sent to raid some rich super-powerful dude’s house and he’s sitting outside smoking a cigar, I am gonna get REAL twitchy about the possibility of some booby-traps.

Saw the articles here but never imagined I’d see it in person so soon.

Was in Tampa last week and saw a Tesla Model 3 in the left lane, heading west bound on I-40 doing 85+ in a 70 with the driver asleep (face in hand leaning on the armrest/console/etc) in moderate to heavy traffic.

Called 911 on that fucker.

Start the outrage countdown timer......

Has anyone ever learned anything from Chicago? I mean, aside from not being some sissy-ass Cubs fans?


#SoxForLife #YesImStillAFrankThomasFan

Way to drop a bomb on the conversation.

If Nukes make crazy.... what aren’t they telling us about Florida?

My Toyota Corolla is a 1 of 1 car built on Tuesday during a power outage by Tim and painted that color that no one likes.

So, no un-vaccinated Children were polled?

And HOW, pray tell, do you know what a Fortnite looks like?

I’ll assume by your silence that I should just confiscate your Olds-card now.

You know me so well.

Someone beat you to it by 60 seconds.

Love it. Offer him 5500, deal at 6. Be happy.

I had a visceral reaction to this.... like an out-of-body experience.... I saw it clearly with my 3rd eye like it was parked right in front of me.

Brother, but that RIGHT NOW or I will.....