Once there was a guy who liked rants

Yes I realized he needed to have underground utilities located, and since I work in real estate development I knew just what to do.

Laura, have you followed my stellar detective work on the case of Amy's Bakery? I did win a starburst medal for my investigative work. (For you laymen, the starburst medal is the equivalent of the Pulitzer Prize in blog commenting. I'm not trying to make you guys jealous, I'm just presenting the facts.)

So strange!

If you looked just at this image, you'd think that Congress was full of empty heads and empty suits . . . .

Umm, I sort of love you right now.

Meryl Streep has been cast as the fast-singing, garden-obsessed Witch

You obviously have at least some measure of self-awareness. This lady obviously doesn't.

Actually, if you were bare it implied that you weren't STI or parasite free, and I think merkins were invented so prostitutes who had to shave their pubic hair could fake having some.

Shouldn't the wangs score be -1?

I've always felt that the scariest part of people like Pat is not just that they believe what they're saying is true, it's that they have faith that it's true. No amount of reason will change their views. Their good intentions will bring harm to people, and they will never see it because they have faith that what…

You know, Pat Robertson is right. Homosexuals can change.

"I'm ready for my blood transfusion, Mr. DeMille."

Like so? Perhaps a tad longer?

I really have to ask- how to you deal with super conservative family members? I'm from a large Dutch (Canadian) family, and most of my siblings and in-laws are really conservative. I mean, I once mentioned cavemen to one of my nephews, and my sister took me aside later to say that "they are a 7-day creation…

Three cheers to the superior Bronte!
Jane Eyre is the BEST! That woman don't need nobody. And everyone in Wuthering Heights can go fuck a bag of hammers.

It can't be emphasized enough that not only is it wrong to judge a people (in this case, Chechens) by the actions of their craziest, most sociopathic members, it's also wrong to judge their relatives for it. Everything I've seen about their uncle indicates that he's a decent human being and, frankly, exactly the sort…

I really hope the wordsmith who crafted "Give me a nickel and I'll tickle your pickle" isn't studying literature.

That's probably why he dyed his hair. To throw everyone off!