competencykills
competencykills
competencykills
Oct 14 2014
49

we are getting something going at Jez right now that is fairlllllly close to what you're talking about and i for one can't wait

Aug 29 2014
34

Hell, man, I don't even know what the good vintages are for Bud Light. I don't want to get you an off year.

Aug 29 2014
5

As Kinja commentator fleur de lives wrote on my post on Ursula:
"I strongly feel Ursula is misunderstood. You have to respect a dame who can work a bold red lip, write her own binding legal documents, and figure out what she wants and go after it. Girl is just trying to get hers in a partriarchal society that places Read more

Aug 19 2014
18

This is actually indicative of warring factions of cats. The Tuxedos of the North Bay are preparing an assault on the Peninsula Tabbies. I pity those caught in the crossfire.

Aug 14 2014
6

This. So much. Good Morning America (I know, fluff news) gave Ferguson a passing mention while the beauty queen who committed fraud and that stupid viral video about obesity got entire segments with consultations by experts. Talk about sugar coating current events. I know they fear alienating their target audience of Read more

Aug 14 2014
2

as I see it, it is NOT the police's authority that is being questioned, but their criminal actions... and criminals really don't like that, and the law can go suck it...

Jul 31 2014
18

I love that he asked Franco when he's gonna get married and have babies.

Jul 18 2014
210

I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

Jul 12 2014
2

I was out bird hunting a few years back and got cornered in a hedgerow by a mamma bear and three cubs. Luckily I was in camo, downwind, and I saw them first, so I was able to hide and wait for them to leave. After I realized that I was safe(ish) and calmed down, it was really cool to watch the mom break branches off Read more

Jun 12 2014
17

When I first read this story, I thought "They can't brie serious."

Jun 6 2014
159

A familiar story I'm sure, but nonetheless my worst: After 3 decades of being straight-laced, I thought I would celebrate my 30th year by participating in marijuana for the first time. A lifetime of being scared to death of lung cancer by my Mother left me not wanting to smoke so I naturally jumped right ahead to Read more

Jun 5 2014
6

I'm sure she's heard him say worse. I mean, he sounds like such a g.d. peach.

Jun 5 2014
90

This is classic projection. It's a well known industry "secret" that Brunetti has an abnormally large elbow and he's INCREDIBLY self-conscious about it. He often asks interns to refer to it as "Kristin Chenoweth." You can't NOT bump that thing. Read more