we are getting something going at Jez right now that is fairlllllly close to what you're talking about and i for one can't wait

Hell, man, I don't even know what the good vintages are for Bud Light. I don't want to get you an off year.

This is actually indicative of warring factions of cats. The Tuxedos of the North Bay are preparing an assault on the Peninsula Tabbies. I pity those caught in the crossfire.

as I see it, it is NOT the police's authority that is being questioned, but their criminal actions... and criminals really don't like that, and the law can go suck it...

I love that he asked Franco when he's gonna get married and have babies.

I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

I was out bird hunting a few years back and got cornered in a hedgerow by a mamma bear and three cubs. Luckily I was in camo, downwind, and I saw them first, so I was able to hide and wait for them to leave. After I realized that I was safe(ish) and calmed down, it was really cool to watch the mom break branches off…

"(In the game of toilet thrones, you win or you die.)"

When I first read this story, I thought "They can't brie serious."

Praise Cheeses of Nazareth! Now I shall Asiago and celebrate!

Right? They know feta than this.

A familiar story I'm sure, but nonetheless my worst: After 3 decades of being straight-laced, I thought I would celebrate my 30th year by participating in marijuana for the first time. A lifetime of being scared to death of lung cancer by my Mother left me not wanting to smoke so I naturally jumped right ahead to…

I'm sure she's heard him say worse. I mean, he sounds like such a g.d. peach.

This is classic projection. It's a well known industry "secret" that Brunetti has an abnormally large elbow and he's INCREDIBLY self-conscious about it. He often asks interns to refer to it as "Kristin Chenoweth." You can't NOT bump that thing.

I like that this one comes complete with baby-bunny merkin.

Sigh. I didn't originally, but I definitely do. Thanks. I'm all anger everything right now.

It doesn't have to be a snowman.

Well, it was Senior Prom, which, for my group of friends and buddies was really just an excuse to dress up, get drunk, and screw around until it was time for the after party. When the cops busted us I got handcuffed because , even at that time, I was a large and intimidating adult, so they thought better safe than…

Literally zero civilizations have fallen due to homosxexuality. Zero. A more accurate signifier of instability is increasing income inequality, a marked and systemic difference in wealth and opportunity amongst the citizens. But if we address that, we might have to acknowledge that right-wing fiscal policy like…