My very first quasi-sexual dream was about Ted. It was ridiculously chaste, but gave me all the pants feels.

Seriously. I thought they had turned into a bunch of munsters.

Her picker has been broken ever since Fiyero broke her heart.

I had forgotten about that.

I hope she's all:

Yeah. That tree at the end? Unfair, writers. Unfair.

Looking forward to this! Congrats.

Cheeky!

Truth! Intensity, thy name is Jim.

Epic! I'm dying...

Go 49ers! As always, I look forward to more interpretive dance from the sidelines.

Thanks! That sounds perfect.

Don't feel bad!! I have been trying to track down sources about this for a while and it's hard. I hadn't found the History Channel bit yet so that's super helpful. Thanks!

I've been trying to track down more info on the Rapture as a recent construct—do you have any resources?

Love that billboard. Fortunately I usually need to swerve toward the 101 anyway, so it turns out ok! Lol.

Hmm...if I add "upwardly mobile creative type" to my LinkedIn profile will it help me get a better job?

Seriously though, I will by this the day it comes out. She's changed the landscape of television—pulp or no!

You are not alone...

This is incredibly upsetting. Meet my distant relative by marriage*, Tawny Newsome. She was shortlisted for SNL this year, is currently performing at Second City, and was passed over. The whole thing is just BS.

*I have technically not met her yet, but I'm still pissed she was passed over. Team Tawny for life!

God bless you, VB. This is perfection!

I think I had that book too! I remember some tidbit about developing a your personal style by wearing funky socks. Did you get Brio magazine as well?