The golden ring of hell.

Just came here to say that it looks like she’s cleaning her ear with the brush.

Just came here to say that it looks like she’s cleaning her ear with the brush.

I’m still baffled that allowing the public to beta test your advanced cruise control (even if they have to ‘opt in’ by clicking a box) is legal.

Do they instruct the contestants to scream out the words like they’re functional illiterates playing hangman for their life?
“I’d like to solve the puzzle, “WON-CEE UP-ON AH TYE-ME!”
“Great job, Lenny.”

ewwwwww!

Try Magnesium! Puts me right out.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

I worked for this really entitled big turd in a small toilet who wanted me to pull up this carpet that had asbestos foam pads under it, which was nothing like what my job title would lead you to believe I was supposed to be doing. I said no, thanks, I won’t be doing that, not really into breathing known carcinogens…

If a plane crashes into the building across the street from my office for ANY reason, I’m not going in that day. If the building across from mine explodes for ANY reason, I’m not going in that day.

If you look at your Facebook feed on any 9/11 you’ll see so many people making it about themselves as much as they can. From “I’ll never forget where I was...” to “A good friend of mine was...” or “I was going to fly from Boston to LA that day but...”

Twitter loves this shit, and I love Twitter. <3

I recently was at BestBuy, getting them to price match a game Amazon had on sale. The cashier explained to me that they can’t price match because it was an individal seller, not via Amazon directly. I pointed out it was still an Amazon Prime item, and as actually shipping from an Amazon warehouse- it was just a third…

I recently was at BestBuy, getting them to price match a game Amazon had on sale. The cashier explained to me that…

Dr. Dan's Cortibalm is awesome. No artificial stuff or weird chemicals that dry your lips out. You can buy on their site, Amazon, or ask your pharmacist to order you a tube. It has saved my life. Dry cracked lips no more. I have tried about 20 other chapsticks and nothing worked until this:

Dr. Dan's Cortibalm is awesome. No artificial stuff or weird chemicals that dry your lips out. You can buy on…

Do you mind if I ask you a question about these? If you don't mind, then: My wife is trying to get into gardening. Does this contraption make it easier to do so? Can she transfer plants from this device into the actual garden when they are grown, or is it a one-and-done deal?

Do you mind if I ask you a question about these? If you don't mind, then: My wife is trying to get into gardening.…

Certainly agree. It's a HUGE investment but if you're serious about blending, soups, salsas, smoothies, and generally turning anything into a fine slurry, you'll love this machine. It's basically a blender that comes with a throttle on it. Never had an issue with mine and still going strong. The only thing it can't…

Certainly agree. It's a HUGE investment but if you're serious about blending, soups, salsas, smoothies, and…

Expensive? Yes. Worth it? Totally. I enjoy a fresh fruit smoothie every morning adding everything from frozen berries, chia seeds, kale, ice cubes to whole rolled oats and the Vitamix breaks everything into a smooth juice. No chunks ever and with the preprogrammed modes allow you to just hit a button and walk away.…

Expensive? Yes. Worth it? Totally. I enjoy a fresh fruit smoothie every morning adding everything from frozen…

That doesn't happen.... a virus doesn't accidentally send out an email with an attachment. Thats a lie.

It is, which is why it's unprofitable.