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It's mainly a college age drink. Horrible but cheap and fun to play games with.

Except my boyfriend who doesn't drink. But all my friends and convinced he's hiding the fact that he's recovering and in AA... so still... apparently he's an alcoholic.

The point is why do we need to put it in there? The whole "we're making it healthy for kids that don't eat well at home" argument doesn't hold up. Offer well rounded lunches with vegtables that actually taste good. School veggies are overcooked, and gross.

Oh.... it get's better.... I asked about the 2.9 million kids in orphanages... He said they're better off there than being raised by 2 men or 2 women..

For sure. Ugh, also, so mad I missed the edit window on that post. I typed it in a hurry and it's a mess. I'll blame it on being angry.

I've never understood why people feel the need to tell me they don't support homosexuality when I tell them I'm gay.

Exactly, how are you suppossed to list your ex boyfriends in your phone without the smiley poo icon?

My boss workded for the company for 32 years. Her only job post college. The stuck went from $110 to $15 (not around $35), so they laid off a ton of people including here and hired cheaper employees.

facepalm, sigh.

Not only did I find mine, I put it to a good use. I used to manage a residence hall. I put barcodes on every fucking thing, access cards, room contracts, etc. Checking into my buildings was way cooler than the other lame non-digitized ones.

How many tourists that don't speak spanish do you think are going to try to get soda from this?

Cool story bro.

I haven't heard of some of these people, so they could hire a publicist that caters to my demographic.

YES!!!!!!

I walked into my neighbors door when they invited me over for dinner. I wanted to run home right away. I honestly don't know how I didn't see it.

I would venture to say you are among a very small minority of people that eats peanut shells. I sometimes lick the salt off them, but can't swallow them.

The "who defriended me" montiors for when your friends A) unfriend you B) suspend their facebook C) reactivate facebook.

I left an eye glass cleaning cloth in my pocket and they had to feel me up because those fancy xray things detected something more dangerous

Unless they make the next gen product which you now have to upgrade to because the current gen product is useless.

I just flew round trip 2 days ago. I had my ipad in my lap the whole time. It was off during take off (well the screen was off), the attendant saw it and didn't care.