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Does the egg reach a safe temp doing that? I guess I could get those pasturized ones, but the only store that sells them is far away

Pie...maybe, Tukey, hell no! You really can't taste the difference either. The meat has to be a little slimy by then.

Clearly you have never heard of the Guiness Book of World Records if you assume that they set out to find people who can do useful things.

Thank You!!!!! I can't stand when people don't get that concept. It's funny when businesses do it and drastically reduce their target audience.

I'll answer back a few times, but I have a limit, eventually they need to take the initiative to make the conversation work. If not, I don't think their the type of person I would find interesting anyway.

I can't bring myself to do an ounce of work when I'm at home. I have a swanky little home office setup with my 2 monitors and all, but I end up sleeping (or looking at porn) all day.

Haha, excellent. Initially not knowing what that meant made for some awkward conversations on OKCupid.

I can't believe how bad people are at asking follow up questions. I always leave one or two questions so the next person doesn't have to just awkwardly come up with a new transition.

I'm thinking about doing a less sinister version of this and setting up a fake Top Chef to get free meals for my friends and me.

In general I think your statement about paying for photographs is false, but this specific one I kind of agree with.

You shouldn't use a garbage disposal to mix things. They aren't meant for food production and not guranteed to be made of safe materials to eat off of / not leak things into your food.

I'm kind of new to LifeHacker. Will you guys post a follow up on this when everyone gets sick / dies, or is that something Gawker will cover?

I used to make then when I worked there. Never tried them, but the "egg" that we put in the ones with eggs seemed really weird. Like sytrofoam.

I won't eat a salad with no dressing. Also, cheese, sesame sticks, and bacon don't generally sound healthy

The car could force land itself when ther is only a little fuel left. Either way they are just a bad idea. Each glitch in a flying car = death.

Wait, but isn't that because the roads in the middle of nowhere get no traffic and don't wear out as easily?

You kill it because all of this news has ruined it credability with consumers. It's going to need a drastic hardware / software overhaul and a hell of a lot of marketing money to make serious consumers by this.

This is the worst advertising ever. It's not unlimited. Oh but wait it's unlimited on wifi....well it better damn be since this company has nothing to do with my home internet connection, why wouldn't it be unlimited on wifi.

150 texts in a few hours??????? How do you get any work done?

It depends where you are geographically, but you can earn more money than what you make.