@nerdstrap: for real, o.m.g.

This guy is a f'ing machine... I think I need to go to the gym more often.

Let me tell you some more science. Last night I drank way too much sangria. This morning I felt like shit. I had a steak bagel value meal. After I was happy as a clam.

But they realize the ultimate problem with this, right? Once everyone knows the shortcut they start taking it and that is no longer the quickest route.

@nczuma: I'm banking on hotfile not doing that.

@r.p.goodfellow: I agree something has to be done. But banning all the bad food seems unlikely. Are we really going to ban soda, chips, and candy? There are plenty of other unhealthy things parents can give their kids.

It seems easier to just ban people who are crappy parents from having kids, right? The kids didn't drive to McDonald's or pay for the mea.

@RyogaVee: BUUUUULLShit. If you really haven't been the least bit sick, you should be studided.

@sunspot72: the "modern cold"? Is it like the common cold but more independent and slutty?

@FriarNurgle: I thought I was the only one that had this when I was sick. I'm 25 and have been having this when sick since I was little one.

@916CALLTURK: "literally forever" really now?

2012 is 2 years away, I think we are all set here people.

@Keith Whistler: but the power generators aren't on the train, are they? isn't it just getting power from the tracks. Also I have no idea how trains work, so I could be wrong.

@geekymitch: what if you only have one phone?

Wasn't yesterday national caps lock day? Too bad he didn't decided this then.

@Rabid Penguin: This isn't suing because someone's coffee was too hot. Heck, it isn't even the people that died that are complaining.

@Settings: This looked like a spoof to you? for real? It just seemed like a legit proposal to the "It Gets Better" project. The project has gay people share their experiences, letter other gay people know that...It Gets Better.

@seriously, saycarramrod: Just because someone works at google doesn't mean "things are going pretty well for them". Were talking about an emotional struggle that these people are going through. Money and a cool job doesn't fix that.

@JDickson87: yeah, but the people that would be willing to participate in a survey could skew the results. Hipster teens with their ipad loaded with 12 pages of apps don't care to take a survey.

@Slinkytech: If you have some creative friends, they can keep twitter fun.