I’m completely non-religious and I. am. in. awe. I’m here for it.

Anyone who went to Catholic school knows nuns aren’t to be fucked with.

When it comes to UFO’s... sorry, I just don’t see a compelling case for aliens from a different planet or star system. I will explain.

they can’t really top the Phoenix Lights incident. 90's were the pinnacle of UFOlogy.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around how he can be named “Researcher of the Year”, yet all he has done for the last several years is make mountains of wild unfulfilled promises and speak in cryptic riddles about world-changing revelations that just never seem to come. Not to mention, the bulk of how he spends his…

Tom is actually a great researcher himself. He really does a strong job of keeping his eye on All the Small Things.

This is a cool guy you want to hang with and you want to be buddies with.

He’s too busy searching for the Loch Ness Monster with the lead singer of Train.

Was the guy from Smashmouth busy?

Pictured: Tom DeLonge’s UF O-face.

An overweight, senior citizen (by 2020), billionaire, celebrity with lots of experience in TV and business and zero experiencce in government and/or politics? Yeah, that’s a trend we should consider continuing.

Funny thing, God spoke to me in the shower this morning. She said “Please, for the love of Me, don’t make some celebrity who believes in The Secret president. America has suffered enough.”

Someone with no experience who has a cult of personality, has foisted several con men on the American public, and who believes that god talks to her is considering running for the highest political office in the country. What could possibly go wrong?

I think we’re at a place where we’re expecting all actors/musicians to be garrulous, woke and self-examining. I like my entertainers eccentric, pissy and low-key disappointing.

“The Hobbit” was basically an adorable gay man fiesta what with Luke Evans welshing himself into my heart as well.

Well, he does out himself as being at least bi, so he’s not really stealing a role from a gay actor.

I’m not a believer or the praying kind but God please keep your mouth shut around Oprah. Amen.

How about we elect people that have dedicated their lives to public service not TV personalities?

I realized super late that he was Ronan in Guardians of the Galaxy, too.

Lee Pace is probably worried about losing work.