Rachel Dolezal should get moving on this immediately.

He deserves to be punched in the face with a Kia.

A whiteness of teenage girls ordering frappuccinos.

your cat sounds fucking incredible tbh

It takes a special kind of idiot to elevate an artificial caramel based beverage into an aggravated assault case.

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

..but... that’s not even.. what english lit is..... it’s not about learning english.....
jesus what a fucking idiot

THANKS KEITH needs a gif with a sarcastic-looking junior high girl.

“Hmm. That’s not a terrible idea.” I actually got this response frequently from my own husband (THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!) until I finally pointed out how insulting it was. (This is obviously nothing compared to some of the horror I’ve seen in the comments.)

Too bad he/she couldn’t be less cliché.

“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...

I guess it depends on your revenue. If you work for a good while, eat like a poor person and then sublet your place, it’s certainly doable.

Backpacking is not expensive if you go to cheap places and really budget your money. I did it off and on for years in my 20s with no support from parents. It was easy. It is harder to do once you are an adult and strapped with possessions, retirement plans, relationships, etc. But when you are young, it all comes down…

I taught ESL for 2 years at a college in China. I made the equivalent of 1,100 USD a month (though sometimes I would double that with private tutoring gigs), but had a free (crummy) apartment on campus and basically no expenses. I was not just out of college, either— I was over 30 and between jobs in the US and…

It depends I think how you define “wealthy”. In 2008 I worked two jobs for seven months and then travelled for six months. To help me save, my mum let me live with her for minimal expenses. My family is not wealthy, but firmly middle class and the fact that I could live with her basically for free (I think I paid $75…

RIGHT??? “What is black? What are parents? How do we even know we’re awake? That life is not an illusion? To be? Or not to be? To eat the cookies and the pie? To sleep, to die, to cry? To type, too ripe?” Fucking incoherent lying sack of lies.

Rachel, sweetheart: you’re self-absorbed, you’re in love with the sound of your own voice, you steal things from black people and claim them as your own, and you tell black people what to think. I’d say QUITE A FEW things about being white describe who you are PERFECTLY. Shit, you sued Howard for reverse racism, which…

Same way a parent has to eventually tell their daughter that they’re not actually a princess or that their son can’t wear a cape to school.

It’s a parody that they’re playing straight