Five and a half months is pretty fricking late. It’s long past the clump-of-cells stage. It’s viable at that stage. It’s tough to say she did nothing wrong.

Notalwaysright.com for stupid customer tales, and notalwaysworking for bizarre worker behavior.

Better?

School district administrators are usually guided by a school district attorney, whose only interest is not doing anything that could the school district fined or sued. The people responsible for the school public information and media relations get pushed to the side pretty much instantaneously except to write and…

There’s just something about working in school administration that not only sucks away any ability to use common sense or seek reasonable solutions, it also sucks away any ability to think “Hmmm, maybe, just maybe, this might look bad to someone reading about it in a newspaper or on the web.”

I really really hate these kinds of stories. Wouldn’t it be better all around for kids to be fed and able to learn instead of shamed and/or starving?

I did a full body cringe when the “romantic” reveal happened. That there is Ultimate Level Super Saiyan Nice Guy Bullshit. That is Nicholas Sparks reductio ad absurdum to the max. That is a Cancer Porn Teen Novel brought to horrible, shambling zombie life by an MRA twenty five year old. IT. IS. AWFUL.

I had the same reaction when they started highlighting the Armenian genocide.

I gotta say, up until Caitlyn’s transition started being a news story, I thought that the Kardashians were pointless, useless, and a huge waste of airtime. At this point, though, if even one trans kid has gained a lift, if the movement for trans rights has been pushed forward even a little bit, that's awesome. That…

All I could think is ‘what a fucking asshole’. The woman managed to survive cancer and he used that knowledge to try to force her into a relationship by ‘celebrating’ this achievement. A celebration that was painfully uncomfortable and clearly not wanted then actually had the nerve to be upset that she didn’t…

What are the odds that Mr. Sensitive wore a fedora?

Do the fetuses suck the calcium from the mother’s bones? Sounds insane but I feel like I have heard this.

MEGYN KELLY DRINKING GAME. you are a genius.

che bella

I teared up and cried a bit. My husband, however, ugly-sobbed his way through it. It was amazing.

I did not cry. I did, however, start to have one hell of a panic attack once it was time for me to walk down the aisle. As I started to wheeze and get dizzy, my father (who was walking me down the aisle) looked at me and just grinned.

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

Have you fully internalized that this story has no happy ending for you? Even in the best-case scenario, you get your heart broken. Are you ok with that?

I’ve worked on airplanes for almost 15 years now. I’ve worked at the airlines — believe me people — BELIEVE ME — do not let your kid lay on that floor. Just don’t. I wish I had a picture of opened floorboards and carpet on these jets. The sheer amount of human hair and unknown sticky substance is quite horrifying. The…