“You look like this actress in A Movie I Saw!”

Yep. That was my first thought too.

Interesting. Every damn day there’s some story about public schools and every time I go “what the fuck are these petty dictators thinking?”

I haven’t read anything that gave me such a physical reaction before.

Beautiful dresssssss.

I cried like a bitch and stuffed my snot rag down the front of my gown at the altar hoping no one would notice.

Do his defenders so desperately need everything to seem perfect that they are reaching this hard? It seems like they are thinking of his pedophilia as an act, but is it not something biological or psychological? Any experts out there who can comment?

And here I was all dressed and ready to go, but alas, as I only wear flats....I guess I can’t stroll the red carpet. :(

Weird. The last time I saw Pauly Shore, he was regaling a group of teenagers about his glory days of bad ‘90s movies—as loudly as possible. I should have old him to shut up (I was reading), but watching him boost his ego like that was too ridiculous to not listen.

NO! Why did the framing on my comments get all screwed up? Dude looks like a gnome.

The guy in the corner in the plaid shirt? The framing turned out weird. If you meant he guy in the center...makes sense.

Is that gingham with a tie?

.......cute, possibly.

Actor.

Likes to talk about the big game with the bros.

Super gay.

Giving off I’m not gay, I’m Mormon vibes.

Jimy Fallon’s next impression.

GIVE.