Every time I hear the name Jessica Lange I think, "She's still alive?" Then I realize I'm thinking about Jessica Tandy. Tell me you do this too.

How come I never run into Prince William? How come he never takes selfies with me? Ugh not fair. *stomps off*

Do it, shoegal! I did a ton of traveling in 2013, mostly to cold places in the winter to save money. Less tourists, cheaper everything.

1. Write, submit, hopefully have published paper, article, blog, story, anything.

How could I? Sighhhh....

I scrolled through just to look for this.

Definitely on my laminated list.

A Virginia Woolf action figure was the weirdest, but I like it. My kid thought it was for her though, so now it is.

I could have written this word for word. I've gotten it down to a closet's worth of things, but the stuff that represented her memories, like high school photos of people I don't know...it felt like I was robbing her, long dead, of her memories. The thing is, with everything I let go of: tshirts, my childhood…

Le sigh...

My first serious boyfriend was a Scientologist, having been raised by a Scientologist parent. He only even told it to me to test the waters to see if I would judge him for it. I didn't because I could give a shit, but did casually point out that Hubbard had been dead for several years, but new publications were…

I knew all of them were Scientologists. Except for Christensen, but only because I don't know who she is.

My wedding dress (the first one I tried on, loved and bought off the rack) had a splash of coral, my husband's uniform was green, badabing. Wedding colors chosen. It doesn't have to be something to stress over. I guess for me the colors just happened and I went with it.

I was waiting for this joke. Thank you, Madam