I read “Come on, Kendall,” and as I clicked, I whispered to myself, “Cornrows or war bonnet? Cornrows or war bonnet?” while waiting for the page to load. Fun game.

Ramp to nowhere, random rusty thing... This is like the Stefan nightclub of driveways.

ive been damp for 4 days straight

It is very possible that he counted the words by hand instead of using the Microsoft feature to prove his dedication to his psychopathy and literary cunning.

“But oh boy, I wrote it. Oh man. 1500 words of just scathing commentary. Footnotes, literary allusions...at one point I switched the narrative perspective and it was you writing me...there was real depth, you know?”

YOU HAVE RESPONDED IN QUITE A GHOSTLY MANNER, MA’AM

“But then I didn’t send it because I’m too classy!”

I’m biracial, so the white part is 95% feminist and 5% confused as to why black girls can’t just, like, be cool and accept that some white girls like to wear cornrows, and the black part is 85% feminist and 15% sick of White Feminists(tm) and all their shit.

3. Megyn Kelly is leaving to finally have the Y in her first name removed and replaced with an A.

I fully support your motivation for this statement, but I don’t think it’s logical to criticize Hollywood for failing to find (or even attempt to find) a pre-transition teenaged trans man who is also a seasoned and skilled actor. That isn’t to say they do not exist, but that their numbers may be few.

Oh, okay, so we need to find a teen FtM who identifies openly as FtM, who can act, who I guess hasn’t yet been through HRT yet so they can pass for untranssitioned for most of the film, who’s perfectly okay having this untranssitioned state documented and immoratalized for a purely fictional dramatic film, and they…

I respect this perspective, but don’t fully understand it. Isn’t taking on, exploring and representing identities that are not your own an essential part of what acting is?

I would read a “Point/Counterpoint” piece where he is all blah blah blah and the Jez staff counterpoint is shut up and go fuck yourself. I’d probably refresh every minute in anticipation of that piece.

I realized halfway through the post I was risking your wrath adulto, my apologies. That’s also why at the end, like most olds, I started yelling for no reason.

The rabbit is actually native to the magazine-owned Island group, Hearst Isles.

So, he’s heir to the Styles fortune? He’s.......Heir Styles.

Punk is definitely dad though.

Canada’s answer to Ibiza

Executive produced by Sam Ronson.