“THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANI...[realizes victim is of another species]...well, it’s got to be some kind of crime, at any rate.”

[buzzers in]

No, no.  The question was literally The Answer.

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

At least two of the kids with that damn Starter jacket stuck around. 

“LeBron Recite NBA Games From Memory For Me, Coward”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

That would mean reading the work of St. Louis beat writers. They don’t have the same megaphone Boston writers do, perhaps thankfully. 

This is a bad take. The Cubs bandwagon is can’t hold a candle to how shitty Boston and their fans are.

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

If there was nothing in the reservation process that indicated a required check in time, I don’t think it would occur to me to tell the hotel I was “late”.

*Disassociate, not dissociate, you dummy

I keep thinking back to how their current ballpark opened as Enron Park, and while they’ve long dissociated themselves from Enron (they had to pay $25 million to remove all the signage and rename the stadium!) but I feel like the “smartest guys in the room” legacy lives on.

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

Your article does not include TPG’s note that third party bookings are more likely to be bounced. For the last couple of years, unless it’s a Hotel Tonight situation or international travel, I have been trying hard to book directly with the property. I have no actual proof, but it seems that I’m able to get late…

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?