By your logic, a slice of cheese ceases to be a slice of cheese

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

Mazda?

They should have specific themed rounds. Round 11 you have to draft a guy with a funny name. Round 17 picks get their heads shaved live on WWE Network. 26 is for guys with face tattoos. You have to trade your 29th round pick to another team for an inanimate object. Round 31 you have to draft a family friend. Round 45…

I’d like them to continue to exist - as long as straight pipes mean the bike gets immediately crushed.

He’s trying to get drafted as a safety, since he’s only good at hitting people.

I don’t find an ugly, heavy, underpowered and ancient car awesome.

It’s like people have individual tastes.

“Please not Tampa Bay, please not Tampa Bay, please not Tampa Bay.”

I dunno, to stay in business after their core clientele die off in the coming years? 

You can’t turn down a player with that much SWAG.

Farewell, LiveWire.  We Harley knew E.

Roberto Aguayo has tried to give up football and move on with his life, but something keeps pulling him back in; he just can’t kick it.

He Hate Me- So He Make Me Watch The XFL Draft

Id be careful joining organizations where the members have funny sounding names and where funny looking hats.

That was very respectable for the day. Cadillac V8s were putting out 140hp around the same time period.

Yeah, I’ll say it’s UPrated. This white whale looks like it’s ready to run the Baja 1000 with the lift kit it possesses. Alot of miles, not in great shape, ugly wheels and no state inspection sticker. Too many questions.  CP all the way to Ensenada.

+1 Taco Tuuueesdaaaay!!™️

A good time to remember that Colin Kaepernick gave up his job and all the considerable perks that come with it to stand up against injustice, while LeBron James, whose legacy and bank account are both more secure, is unwilling to risk even a small fraction of future earnings to speak on one of the few world issues…

I understand the players are caught between a rock and a hard place. But this has to be one of the most craven capitulations to money I have ever seen by a major athlete. Should have kept quiet. His rationale is bullshit.