GM employees/retirees have to buy something. 

A good O-line makes everything better. Elliot is good, but what could the Cowboys have done with that money and a running back taken in the third or fourth round of the draft?

“But he’s done nothing in his young career but show he’s worth building an offense around”

their core in is place for what they hope is a multi-year Super Bowl window

I hate them all: knit cap, black watch cap (?), stocking cap, ski hat, ...

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

Cardinals play the right way, even when the ball bends to the left.

Seems like Pence might send him to conversion therapy to straighten things up.

Don’t know why but this made me think of Talladega Nights.

“It seems soccer fans in Italy are truly being best.”

At which point, he will once again be as useful as a law student in most emergency situations.

Solid point. That former group had to dust off their Warner jerseys, though. They thought Faulk was “too flashy”.

NOPE NOPE DISMISS DELETE NOPE FUCK YOU WHY DID YOU PUT THAT IN MY BRAIN.

Why hasn’t ABC made a Capture The Flag TV show for the summer? Forget Wipeout or American Ninja Warrior (not nearly as entertaining as the original Japanese version because of all the godawful human interest stories) or Steph Curry’s putt-putt competition. Gimme a Capture The Flag show! 

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

I’ve only been back to St. Louis for a cumulative week or so over the past few years, but my sense from afar is that the city is more pissed about Kroenke talking shit on the way out the door and generally being an asshat than about not have an NFL team to root for. They didn’t have an NFL team since like 2006 anyway.

See, that’s a perfect take. Lots of LA Rams fans get genuinely upset at my “fuck Stan Kroenke (and all other NFL owners, including (especially) Green Bay), because he’s a piss of shit” and think I’m some sad sack from St Louis. But I have a big heart and there’s plenty of room in it to hate Kroenke and to feel joy at…

I was a St. Louis Rams fan that gave up on them 10 years before it was cool to give up on them.

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.