Can’t believe he openly talks about playing for the Buccaneers...

That you probably read too much Haruki Murakami

Billy Haisley ripping on long-winded barely coherent ramblings.  

The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.

The depth very well could be limitless. Good point, Commodore.

Ronaldo looks like me at Thanksgiving when my Uncle is doing a racist

accused of throwing a newborn baby through a plate glass window of a gun store full of sex worker corpses...and guns 

Yeah, but like...Pro Bowl. Who cares? I half expect somebody to line up without pants. 

“Wow hey, these guys are EXCITING! Too bad half of them would punch my grandma in the face!”

You’re saying “forget VAR for minor infractions that never get called anyway,” but I think the idea is to slowly change players’ mentalities on these types of things. These infractions never got called in the past because there just weren’t enough eyes to do so.

“Baseball needs robots to get every strike call EXACTLY CORRECT” —Deadspin

The rules are the problem then, not the replay technology.

Counterpoint: shut up.

We can, and we did. Fuck you forever, Hitchbot.

And it’s not like the fans can just up and murder a robot.

VAR gets it right and we get mad. Episode 85

Phew! It had been nearly a week since Deadspin had posted shitting on VAR. I was getting nervous.

How many correct calls must we endure before this horror is banished to hell, and we can go back to complaining about refs missing all the calls before being stalked and killed by deranged passionate fans after the game, like the soccer I remember?

You know, if you want to start a Calvinball league in Vietnam, you are perfectly free to do so.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.