“Sir, this is an empty room”

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Liverpool and Man City running the league from the get-go? Congrats on the 1,000 words to tell us what we already fucking knew three games ago...

“Dated styling” - have you’ve seen one in person? “Dated is the very last word I’d use to describe the NSX.

But how did VAR fuck things up?

I’m very pro-NSX, much of which has to do with that front end. The styling of so many performance cars these days are overwrought to the point of embarrassment. Do I want to drive an Aventador? Yes! Would I feel so self-conscious behind the wheel that I’d keep the windows up even though it’d muffle what I could hear…

As a kid, when I first heard that one I wondered how the guy knocking on the door got to the door if he’s still in his bathtub.

“Honey, sorry, I’m gonna be home late. Someone fucked up and we’ve gotta set him straight. Don’t wait up. OK, love you.”

I doesn’t explain the frowny face. Frowns are a metaphor for deep-rooted evil.

About 98% of us hate the 2% that booed him. They can fuck off to Philly or something.  But sir, we have AT LEAST...*looks around and counts*...5 tall buildings downtown. We’re not Akron, or something.

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…

Who knew those "It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand" and "If you can read this, flip me over" stickers were that expensive?

35B. Being hit by a bus whose driver is vomiting

Touchscreen HVAC controls can eat a dick.

Well according to him, a weaker yuan is indeed bad and means they are a “currency manipulator.”

Color-coded outfits, huh? So grey, slightly-darker grey, brownish-grey, grey plaid...

I wasn't aware that Trump thought it a good idea that the Yuan weaken. Quite the reverse in fact 

Neutral: Where I live, the electric company (AL Power, owned by GA-based Southern Company) is so protected by the state, the payback period on solar panels is somewhere between 30 years and “never.” The main reason is that you have to pay a pretty hefty monthly fee for solar, as long as you’re still on the grid. The…

BUT the Vette is UGLY

Bucky with the good hair.