Higher speeds. open cockpit, open wheel, cars reliant on downforce which they lose when the get sideways. Take your pick

Contact comedian Steve Martin about how to get small.

I own a McLaren 720S, and I keep having this weird problem that I can’t just open the door, get in, and drive it.

“He said, ‘The sheriff is NEAR!’”

They have a minor stake, about 5%.

Conversely, what is the best time to tear an ACL? When does a person say: "thankfully, I tore my ACL?" If anything, it's probably "to avoid playing a season with the Jets."

Having the “joy” sucked out of the game >>>>>> allowing goals to count that shouldn’t count

I honestly only clicked the article because it said majority. Like it it breaking news that wasn’t out the other day. Of course they couldn’t bother with accuracy.

The headline I would've guessed had I read the article before seeing the title. 

First of all, VAR didn’t steal shit, if anything stole anything, the handball rule did. We’re two rounds into the season and holy shit am I already bored of people whining about VAR. I’ve overall been pretty impressed with its implementation. It still has a long way to go, and there’s a ton that needs to be improved…

“actually made some mild contact with his left arm.”

Counterpoint: LOL

I’m confused. VAR got two calls right, but missed a takedown in the box, therefore it’s bad? There are 15 penalties a game in the box off corner kicks. More get missed without VAR than with. The disallowed goals were correct calls. An offside and an arm deflection leading to a goal seem legit to look at. Why is…

Alternate Universe Headline: Spurs robbed by handball-assisted goal.

VAR didn’t steal a game you fucking idiots.

VAR just called a handball. 

Because the writer did zero work and wanted a clickbait headline.

Just curious why the headline says majority ownership when the source material says significant ownership? Those words aren’t interchangeable.

Jay previously owned a share of the NBA’s Brooklyn Nets, in which he purchased a $1 million stake in 2004, but even that deal was controversial in that many believe it sped up the hyper-gentrification tearing up his beloved, native Brooklyn.

David Tracy: “17 million postal jeeps”

Shouldn’t this be a McParland article?