the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

Antonio Brown is best example of a WR as a finely tuned instrument since Joe Horn.

Shut up! Jesus! Do you want him to get deported?

Cheech still holds the honor of being the All-Time Highest Mexican (American).

Rooting for the Yankees or the Cowboys without and direct links to those teams or areas is probably a sign that you are a bad person. 

My top 5:

Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

How has this helmet-related holdout not been dubbed Operation Schuttdown yet?

“I am looking for any and all Schutt Air Advantage Adult Large helmets that were manufactured in 2010 or after. I will trade a signed worn Steelers Head Coach jacket.”

The presumption that “the wealthy professional football team he plays for” can get one seems precariously balanced on the notion that the Raiders are, in fact, a professional football team.

because then someone else knows he’s picking up hookers

Fun fact; I’ve already hit 14 home runs against the Orioles this year. 

“Move the fuck on No Body Gives A fuck about You Or your problems”

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

Wait, so when people stop being polite, they don’t actually get to be Real?

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

The technology is only enabling a more accurate enforcement of the rules. Don't like it? Change the fucking rules! Because you know what you get when the rulebook is vague, up to arbitrary interpretation, and subject to unwritten, spirit of the game horseshit? You get baseball.

The great thing about VAR is that it makes crystal clear what people believe the rules should say, rather than what they actually say. If you hate VAR for making the correct call, you hate the rule it enforced. 

So change the laws of the game to be more in line with the original intent. Don’t get mad at VAR for correctly adjudging a player offside when they are by the current rules.