Two reasons:

Now she has a DNA sample from your dog. A co-worker just moved into a condo complex where they (allegedly) will screen any unscooped poop and hit the owner with both the cost of testing and a significant fine.

This. But mostly, I’m in favor of it for other drivers.

It wasn’t just you. He started with “it’s an unfair binary characterization that paying a lot to get a good player makes it a ‘bad’ contract.” Then he went to Bobby Portis is trash. Then he went to “the Knicks had to overpay him because they have to overpay any free agent.” 

It’s actually a really interesting counter-intuitive thing. “Expanding” in this case is not like an explosion from a single point, because the whole thing is expanding everywhere. It’s way over my head as a non-science-talking-person. Neil DeGrasse Tyson does a good short explanation, and this one goes into some good…

There’s a supermassive black hole at the center of the universe. Seems like a pretty decent comparison, actually.

Think of it more like a charitable contribution. Humanitarian aid. Throw in a bag of cotton candy.

But that’s just it: whichever way the Knicks chose to go became The Path to Failure in that instant. Both statements were equally true until the team opened the metaphorical Schroedinger's Box and collapsed the Waveform of Suck.

Steel gray, blue top. Stunning.

All you need is a big enough needle.

Canadian-American exchange rate.

Caramel brown.

So, you’ll eat him for fun?

Yes, because rich people are always smart with their money....

I’m sorry, but “wide-body scat pack” just sounds like a very specific interest in a dark corner of the internet, not something I’d want for the road. 

You’re all wrong...thinking too limited. You’re so used to working within Normal People Budgets that you’re thinking “what’s a car that can be a fun, fast weekend car AND a car that can track?”

No, mate- what he means is that the correct full team name is “Tampontreal Ex-Rays”.

1. Agreed. And I’m feeling a little bad for the lawyer on the Rays’ side who flagged this as a potential issue in the negotiation and got steamrolled by the business people who were so bullish on the market that they figured it wouldn’t possibly be an issue.