The Constitution reads like an owner’s manual with 600 pages deliberately missing.

Well, if you just let them pull a lever and fertilize the countryside, you wouldn’t have to poop in a box.

Does this sound like any functioning democracy you’ve ever heard of?

Gizmodo Media Group: Global Warming... uh... climate change is totally real and out to kill us all and not a cultish scam.

If you’ve ever thought to yourself... “Self, this Bond film would be more enjoyable if James pooped on the bad guys car”, then this is clearly the film for you.

If you support a carbon tax, then you support this:

I take it “Shut up and discretely enjoy one of life’s tender mercies” is off the table.

The cloud is a lie.

That’s an awful lot of capitalism just to get communism.

It would be truly delicious to see this psychopath beat Cuomo, only to inevitably crash and burn in November.

Is there an aftermarket solution that organizes all the variables that run through the computer right in front of you automatically? So that one could decipher tends and diagnosis problems without involving a dealer or repair shop?

I was kinda hoping someone in the crowd outside had a loudspeaker paying a little Elton John...

Big fight huh?

I’m sure that the folks imprisoned, starving, and freezing in the gulag would love to hear how you distinguish the two.

Ok, then I’m sure that you’ll agree that there is nothing wrong with criticizing those who use the game to play out their Marxist fantasies, because it is entirely appropriate to point out that Marxism and Marxist are bad. 

The alleged pooper in question is Brisbane resident Andrew Douglas Macintosh, who is a national quality manager at a big-time Australian retirement village company and also a member of a Brisbane City Council board.

Paradox Studios’ Hearts of Iron IV simulates the tumultuous political landscape of the early 20th century, from 1933 to 1949. That was an era of fascism, communism, political revolt, and genocide, and the game’s toolkit lets you play with it all. You could, for instance, take control of the British parliament, plunge…