Maybe if people would stop flushing all their unused pharmaceuticals... 

Who fact checks the fact checkers?

A better question is... why are we still building so flammably?

Sooner or later you guys are going to run out of ways to cover up your real solution...

As annoying as Legolas and a barrel defying gravity might have been, they certainly don’t constitute two of the three feature length films cut.

The cloud is a lie.

The Scientists are writing the Lizard PTSD proposal as we type.

That’s an awful lot of capitalism just to get communism.

He’s a cat. Everything is a toy.

Geoffrey found a new demographic that didn’t want to grow up.

So... perhaps we’ll not only figure out why the Clown Prince of Crime isn’t so serious, but also whether or not he is merciful.

Ah... a classic battle between the value of ones dignity verses the value of ones upholstery.   

It would be truly delicious to see this psychopath beat Cuomo, only to inevitably crash and burn in November.