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... say nothing of the solar flares powerful enough to fry unprotected electronics right on the surface, rendering your overengineered roving bedstead into short range coffin missile.

Maybe we should tell the Ruskies that they have a clear shot at Vermont because the Ice Cream Man doesn’t want fighter jets in his airspace.

No, but they can make your baldness the least of your worries.

Wait until Rebels finishes up. I’m almost certain that the new animated show will follow The Last Jedi, and Leia can get a proper send off there.

Does it require a background check, tax stamp, and a five day waiting period to acquire?

Does it require a background check, tax stamp, and a five day waiting period to acquire?

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This is what happens when you are not Alpha Lemur.

It will also hurt wealthier homeowners, who can now only deduct interest on mortgages only up to $750,000 (the cap was previously $1 million).

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Some people pay good money for fertilizer, but at least one schmuck is giving it away for free.

Luke: How do I get this girl to stop following me... I know!

When you absolutely, positively have to have bugs in your teeth in four minutes or less.

Experts tell the BBC that the rise is “baffling” and no real cause of the increase in cases has been identified.

I can understand not knowing what to do with a giant face hugging spider.

Two Words: Concealed Carry.

This is why your mother taught you not to play with your food.

Perhaps the problem here is not so much that people call stuffing stuffing, but that people care enough that other people call stuffing stuffing that it becomes a matter of life and death.

Why would anyone care if their cats ate their dead lips and eyes? Do you plan on using them? Were you really set on that open casket funeral?

The best line (beating Bortus’s alligator by a nose) was just before they started the clown hunt, when Gordon provided a smart ass warning about pies. Without skipping a beat, and in a completely non humorous tone, Ed precedes to add seltzer bottles and balloon animals to the list.