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Some people pay good money for fertilizer, but at least one schmuck is giving it away for free.
Luke: How do I get this girl to stop following me... I know!
When you absolutely, positively have to have bugs in your teeth in four minutes or less.
Experts tell the BBC that the rise is “baffling” and no real cause of the increase in cases has been identified.
I can understand not knowing what to do with a giant face hugging spider.
Two Words: Concealed Carry.
This is why your mother taught you not to play with your food.
Perhaps the problem here is not so much that people call stuffing stuffing, but that people care enough that other people call stuffing stuffing that it becomes a matter of life and death.
Why would anyone care if their cats ate their dead lips and eyes? Do you plan on using them? Were you really set on that open casket funeral?
The best line (beating Bortus’s alligator by a nose) was just before they started the clown hunt, when Gordon provided a smart ass warning about pies. Without skipping a beat, and in a completely non humorous tone, Ed precedes to add seltzer bottles and balloon animals to the list.
Would have been funnier if done over North Korea.
Who will plunge your toilets now?
You know, for all the protestations about Darulio absentmindedly intoxicating everyone he touches, I suspect that the whining would be even louder if Darulio where required to be in any way inconvenienced just for “being who he was”.
Oh where is my tiny violin....
Elon is John Galt.
Just make sure you use real butter.
