At least the helicopter pr0n has proper pr0n music...:-) bow wow chicka wow wow

Actually it was Sigourny Weavers character that figured it out...

It makes sense when you learn that the creator of the series was an emo depressed self-hating train wreck. EVA is one huge Mary Sue. Add in the gratuitous western religious imagery used because it sounded and looked cool, as the creator really didn't know what any of it meant and you have a mess of a show.

But I do…

That's totally not a biased source! ROFL.

So if someone can put some stuff on my phone ZOMG they can do bad things!

NO. SHIT.

MMO game-play: press "1,2,3,4" then go wild! "1,2,3,5" ZOMG!

Free to Play == Pay to Win. No thanks.

ITT: people who cannot do math advocating law suit...

Nope. Never going to put up with that.

LOL. Once again the Kotoku Formula(tm) prevails:

1- Post about movie
2- Cite "outreage" by Japanese forum trolls
3- Clicks!

Stop clutching your pearls, Francis. You'll still be able to beat your woman at home after swilling a few pints of Stella with your mates.

How to write an article on Kotaku:
1) Find a topic readers will care about
2) Recycle Japanese internet forum stupidity
3)....
4) PROFIT!

Wow. All you need to do is, I dunno, read anything Musk has said about it. It is not underground.

Ya know? While the color is different, the levels between the two are off as well. And if the person doing the captures did not do it right I can see that happening. In the third shot from the top I think it actually looks better. But the color differential between shots is inconsistent. Weird. AVISynth Nerd Force…

Years ago I watched some highly rated (by the intertubes) fan reboot that involved the "Guardian of Forever."

Make room for me on the superhell buss.

Oh boy. A few frames from an SD camera shooting interlaced video. Did they get that camera out of a fucking time capsule?

And her connection to Seattle is....oh...wait....

We get it. You're a huge Norton fan. She's awesome. But that is germane to this in what way?

Yeah.

The entire Mistwraith trainwreck. It's like fanfic or something. Or turns that way. Starts out OK but every book got worse and worse. The last one I completed ended with a hand job from a drunk sorcerer. Seriously. WTF?

The structure of LoTR is unconventional.

I'm surprised you made it to RoTK. A lot of folks have a big WTF moment with Tom Bombadil.

I've read it several time, but I get why people give up. For me it's the depth of the lore and backing stories. I love it that the languages in the book are actual designed languages,…